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Here comes a bikini whale!
Of course the day I pointed out how well the Joba/Soriano/Mo
trio was performing this season, Soriano goes out and is charged for four runs
in two-thirds of an inning in a dumb loss to the Twins. First moral of the story:
don’t walk three batters in less than an inning when you come into a game with
a four-run lead. Or ever. Second moral of the story: things I say are true will often be proven false within 24 hours. Also, let’s not forget that Boone Logan walked the
leadoff hitter in the tenth. Relief pitchers drive me insane (outside of
beautiful Mo).
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in
Yes, that’s an old, overused joke. And no, I have not seen
any of the “Godfather” movies in their entirety. But I have seen the Sopranos, and while I
thought the annual three-week resurrection of this blog wouldn’t happen this
year (a tragedy, I know), my brother decided the world needed the two of us to
write our amateur analysis of the 2011 Yankees/Mets/MLB season, so I’m back,
baby!
I’m sure I’ll focus more on (praising) the Yankees, with him discussing
(suffering through) whatever the Mets are up to, but there are no rules
(readers) here, so we’ll probably just end up writing about whatever baseball
news we’re interested in at the time. Early analysis of the 2011 season?
Yanks: Dominance, outside of Phil
Hughes, who apparently enjoys giving up bombs to Miguel Cabrera. OK, dominance
is a stretch, but that Joba (Joba Joba), Soriano, Mo trio in the ‘pen sure is
looking good in the early going. And Mark Teixeira getting off to a hot start
is both overdue and fantastic. Home runs for everyone!
Mets: Bunch of chumps who were
able to luck into two wins. Hilarious.
Will the presence of my brother (who will do his own introduction … I’m sure it
will include a comparison of himself to Abraham Lincoln and/or George
Washington) as co-blogger (that word just looks gross) keep this blog going
longer than three weeks? Only time will tell, but if it doesn’t, he’s the one
who let you down!
– Brian Cougar (yes, we’re tagging these
articles. I don’t want anyone confusing my nonsense with his nonsense. That
would be a #fireableoffense)
briancougar
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